My Wife is a
Love love chu chu.
rabu rabu chu chu
High
School
Girl
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
I'm gonna squeeze you tight.
KYUN to shichau no
I got carried away cleaning, and broke a vase.
osouji hariki chattara kabin wachatte
Oops...
When I thought I'd try and make a salad, I cut my finger.
sarada ni shiyokka na tte yubi kichatte
Ouch!
But you still smile at me, and that's all I need.
soredemo anata waratte kureru sore dake de
You make me so happy that I start to feel dizzy.
mou happy sugite kurakura shite kichau
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
Be loving with me, but don't make me sad, or I'll hate it!
kawaigatte ne samishiku sasecha iya yo
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu.
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hold on to me even tighter.
GYUtto shite ne motto
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
So I'll squeeze you tight.
KYUNto shichau
We'll be together forever.
zutto issho ne
Original TV-Fansub: LIME-Anime _ Additional Work: ReDone-Subs
Next!
Yes!
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
Good, next! Onohara-san?
Y-Yes!
Those who couldn't land a good spike:
Onohara-san, Horiguchi-san, and Endou-san...
...will repeat the test during tomorrow's class.
If you can't do it right tomorrow, I won't pass you.
No way!
If you don't want that, then practice after school.
Sleeping Together in the Nurse's Office!?
Dang it, I can't take this anymore!
Either way, we still have to practice.
Katase-sensei sure is strict.
Onohara-san?
Iwasaki-sensei!
Thanks for the help earlier.
Sorry for ruining your "alone time" with Kouhei.
I-Iwasaki-sensei, Iwasaki-kun and I don't have anything...
...between us.
There's no need to be coy.
What's going on? Dunno.
Are you girls in detention to practice?
Y-Yes.
Shall I lend you a hand?
If you don't get out of detention, you won't be able to go on a date with Kouhei, right?
Like I said!
Come on, don't be shy.
Follow that example.
That was amazing, Iwasaki-sensei.
I may have lost a step, but I was the ace of my high school Volleyball Club.
Shall I demonstrate it again?
First...
Toss!
And then, jump!
Watch this. Put all your strength into your arm.
Maximum firepower!
Ichimaru-sensei!
Darling!
Eh?
I-I mean...
...did you take d-damage, Ichimaru-sensei?
Ichimaru-sensei!
Are you all right, Ichimaru-sensei?
I'll take him to the nurse's office, so...
...you girls keep on practicing.
Darling...
Nurse's Office
How're you feeling, Ichimaru-sensei?
Eh? How'd I get here?
I sort of spiked a volleyball into your face.
Oh, so that's why I passed out.
Ichimaru-sensei...
I-Ichimaru-sensei, I...
W-Where's the school nurse?
There's no one else in here right now, Ichimaru-sensei.
I-Iwasaki-sensei.
Ah, I did it.
Looking good, Satomi. Right, Asami?
Asami?
I'm going to check on Ichimaru-sensei.
U-Umm...
Ichimaru-sensei.
W-What should I do??
Iwasaki-sensei, Iwasaki-sensei...
...please return to the staff room right away.
Umm, they're calling for you.
How inconvenient.
Please wait here for awhile.
This is so bad.
Asami?
You came to see me.
Are you okay, Darling?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Thank goodness.
I didn't know what I'd do if you were hurt...
Asami...
Darling...
I-I was worried about Sensei.
Y-Yeah, that's it. Onohara was worried about me.
I-I'm going back to practice.
Sorry to intrude.
Did I see what I think I saw?
Yet I could swear Onohara-san was going out with Kouhei.
I'm so glad my husband is all right.
Asami!
Nurse's Office
There's something fishy... about those two.
Onohara!
Onohara, are you all right?
I-Iwasaki-kun?
I heard you collapsed.
I'm fine.
You are? Well, that's good to know.
Kouhei?
Can you walk Onohara-san back to her house?
What the!?
I'll make sure Ichimaru-sensei makes it home.
Eh!?
Umm, Iwasaki-kun...
...I'll be fine on my own, really.
You don't have to hold back.
Umm, Iwasaki-sensei...
...I'll be fine on my own, really.
Please don't be holding back.
What should I do?
Onohara, do you live alone?
Yeah, kinda.
What now?
If this keeps up, he might find out I'm married.
S-Say...
Here's fine.
I'll take you all the way home.
Because... I'm worried about you.
I wouldn't want another "incident"...
Iwasaki-kun...
But I'm all right now. Thank you.
Ah, Onohara!
Ichimaru-sensei, you live by yourself, right?
Yeah, kind of.
What do I do? If this keeps up, she'll find out about Asami.
U-Umm...
I'll go it alone from here.
Please let me accompany you home!
I wouldn't...
...mind moving forward with you.
Iwasaki-sensei...
Thanks, but I'll be fine. Good night!
Ichimaru-sensei!
What have we here?
Aneki?
Kouhei.
Why are you here?
What about you?
I'm beat.
I'm so tired.
Umm, Darling...
There's nothing between you and Iwasaki-sensei, right?
There's no way there could be anything, right?
But is there something between you and Iwasaki-sensei's little brother, Kouhei-kun?
O-Of course not!
You hungry?
I'll make dinner.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure we have some instant udon.
Let's have that today.
Eh? But...
It's okay. You've had a long day, haven't you?
Yes!
Bon appétit!
Meals on the cheap make for a nice change of pace, don't they?
I guess so.
And as long as I'm with you, anything tastes good.
Aww, Darling.
Darling...
I'm sorry for mistrusting you about Iwasaki-sensei.
As soon as you told me the truth, I felt at ease.
From now till forever, please love only me, 'kay?
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
Did I wake you?
Huh? Why're you getting up so early on a Sunday?
The midterm tests start tomorrow, so...
I wanted to get the housework finished and start studying.
Ahh, I see.
The midterm tests, right?
You can feel free to go back to sleep.
Asami is really diligent.
I'd like to help her,
but it's not like I can tell her what'll be on the tests.
If only I could do something for her.
That's it!
Asami, I'll do the chores today.
Eh?
It'll be okay. Leave the house to me.
Asami, you focus on studying for the midterm tests!
Darling...
Thanks a bunch.
My Husband is My Wife?
Umm, Darling...
If you don't stretch out the laundry properly,
it'll get wrinkled when it dries.
Oh?
Is that so? Sorry.
You can be such a klutz, Darling.
Asami?
Umm...
It made a really loud noise, and now it won't suck up any dirt.
Could it be...
No wonder. It's clogged up.
Darling, the vacuum can't suck up large pieces of garbage.
Eh? Is that so?
Sorry, Asami.
I... interrupted your studies again, didn't I?
N-Not at all.
B-Broom, where's the broom...
The broom and... where's the dustpan?
Umm... Darling?
What is it?
Umm...
Err...
What's the matter?
No, nothing at all.
My husband is doing the housework, but...
...I just can't concentrate on studying.
Asami-oneechan!
Let's play together!
Sasuke-kun.
I'm busy today.
Hey now, Asami's midterm tests start tomorrow.
She has to study.
Huh? What's with that outfit, Sensei?
I'm doing the the chores that Asami normally does.
That way, she can concentrate on her studies.
Then I'll help too!
You will, Sasuke-kun?
If it's for Asami-oneechan's sake, then you can count on me.
Hey there, Sasuke-kun.
Yay!
Hey, don't run through the house all soaking wet!
I said stop!
Asami-oneechan's scent...
What're you doing, Sasuke-kun?
I need to air out the futon, so let go.
I need a little longer hit of Asami-oneechan's scent...
Hell yeah, that's the good stuff!
Now you've done it! Take that!
Sasuke-kun!
Take that! And that!
You like that?!
Ahh! Oh no!
I have you now!
Lemme go, lemme go!
A-Asami...
Onee-chan...
Geez, you two are so hyperactive.
Now I have to wash this again.
Sorry, Asami.
I'm sorry too.
I-It's okay.
I-I'm going home.
I'm sorry about all this, Asami.
I thought I was helping you...
...not hindering you, like this.
Is there nothing left for me to do?
Ah! I've still got one card up my sleeve!
"Kamoshita Bookstore"
P-Please wait!
Let's see...
Excellent. This'll do the trick.
That's one less to worry about.
I'll take a little nap...
...and when I wake up, I can make breakfast,
wake my husband up, and...
Did he put this on me?
Let's see...
"Basic Cookbook"
...once the soup stock is in and starts to steam,
extinguish the flame. Then the miso? Miso, miso...
Where is that miso...
Here.
Ah, thanks!
Asami?!
D-Did I wake you?
Not at all.
Wait a while, okay?
It's almost done.
This much miso should do it.
Sorry about yesterday.
I was worse than useless.
Darling...
It's fine.
Guess I forgot to make any side dishes.
It's a tad on the crunchy side.
You just have to chew it thoroughly.
As for the miso soup...
It's kinda spicy, isn't it?
No, it's just fine.
Really?
Yes, this level of spiciness is a real eye-opener.
I-Is that so?
"Ichimaru"
I'm overjoyed.
The rice was a little dry, and the miso soup was rather spicy, but...
...he did the best he could for my sake.
That's enough to make me happy.
I'm sure you'll improve in time, Darling!
All I am is a kitten
watashi wa koneko
All for you, and yours alone
anata hitori dake no
A naive little kitten; I want you to raise me right.
mijuku na koneko sodatete hoshii no
Can't you grant me this simple wish for anything
nozomareru koto no subete ni
and every last thing that I desire?
kotaete yukeru kana
If you stare at me with those longing, hungry eyes,
nagai me de mitete kuretara
I'll make this scene hotter and hotter just for you
dokidoki sasete itte ageru
Your kisses are like love vitamins, so give me more and more of them.
ai no bitamin kiss motto choudai
Wrapped inside your loving arms so tight, I can sleep again tonight.
itoshii ude no naka kyou mo nemuru no
Forever and ever only yours; just a kitten of love.
zutto anata dake no ai no koneko
Preview
Asami here.
This is great! I get to go stargazing alone with my husband!
I'll bring some boxed meals, okay?
So please, love me lots next week too.